Early Career - Seasons 12 & 13Edit

It was midway through season 12 that Krazy Kris was drafted into the then highly successful East Side Hawks outfit by Boncer34.

Despite meager contributions and teething problems, Kris ended up playing 29 games for the hawks, smashing home 22 goals in that time, despite the fact he was on countless times played out of position.

Delisted - Season 14Edit

Season 14 brought an interesting time to Kris' life - his premiership went to his head and after delisting he went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of booze, rented out a penthouse at the crown and was seen partying nearly every night until his finances ran dry.

It was rumoured friend Peterss was even caught once partying with Kris and several women into the early hours of the morning.

Lifeline at the gumbies - Season 15 Edit

News broke out in the off-season of Season 14 that Kris was looking to return to the Sweet FA and this would later be confirmed by co-captain Peterss.

In a multi-million dollar deal, Kris returned to the gumbies as a rookie, becoming one of the highest paid rookies in the league.

His first match against the Furies in the Pre-Season Cup saw him boot 5 straight before lining up on Boncer34 the next week and shading him in a close encounter of which the Gumbies won.

This was retribution for Boncer34 labelling him a 'flop' pre-season.

Sadly, despite kicking 2.1 from Centre Half Forward, Kris could not help his side to a victory in the Pre-Season Grand Final against the Baghdad Bombers.

Kris also brought in good friend Curlza to the Gumbies team recommending him to his co-captains and is already forming a formidable partnership with him in the forward line.


Interestingly enough, it was shown that Kris' incredible alcohol resistence provides him with an anti-body that protects him from AIDS.

This proved invaluable during his time at the Hawks as without the antibody, he would have had a 30% success rate of getting out of the club without contracting the disease.

Krazy Kris
Geelong Gumbies S14 Logo
Full name Krazy Kris
Nickname(s) KK
Date of Birth 02 August 1988
Height/Weight 176cm / 93kg
Position(s) Forward
Current Club
Current The Gumbies
Guernsey No 07
Role Rookie
Debut Season 12
Games (Goals) 0 (0)
Playing Career
Club(s) East Side Hawks
Games (Goals) 29 (22)
State Of Origin
Team(s) Vic Country
Games (Goals) 1 (0)
Guernsey No(s) 7
Career Highlights
Season 12 Premiership Player (East Side Hawks)